CANNIBAL RESTAURANT

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...

    + Tourist: $5
    + Broiled Missionary: $10.00
    + Fried Explorer: $15.00
    + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why
such a price difference for the Politician?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."